Vetcetera Shoot Down: A documentary that hits close to home for this vet

This may seem a self-serving post that’s soooo off topic you might not want to stay to read it, but I’ve got a story to tell. Strange as it may sound and non veterinary though it may be, I speak so much about my personal life on Dolittler that it seems natural to tell it here.

Almost twelve years...

January 31st, 2008 11 Comments

Vet P.O.V. States Vs. Municipalities: The AVMA takes a stand on veterinary laws

Interestingly, the AVMA (American Veterinary Medical Association) has issued a policy statement on the ability of municipalities to pass laws which regulate veterinary activities. 2005’s West Hollywood legislation prohibiting declaws and 2007’s Norfolk City, Virginia’s ban on non-veterinarian...

January 31st, 2008 7 Comments

Vet Stress Even vets get the post-surgical blues: Sophie Sue’s disc surgery

Sophie is my ten year-old French Bulldog. She’s been at the specialty hospital for the past 24 hours and the worst is over. But I’ve been a nervous wreck—as any of you might be if faced with a similar crisis.

Sophie’s neck pain has been dogging her for six weeks now. She’s had anti-inflammatory...

January 30th, 2008 23 Comments

Vet P.O.V. Greyhounds and slot machines: Today’s opportunity to tell ‘em what we really think

Flagler Dog Track is a decaying grey building in the heart of Miami which looks more like a strung out concrete coliseum than a viable sports arena. Instead of drawing the crowds and packing the parking lot on weekends, it hosts flea markets where it once held hundreds of cars while their owners...

January 29th, 2008 15 Comments

Vet School 101 Spare the rod, spoil the dog? Vet behaviorists issue standards for punishment of pets

Oh, Cesar, it’s due to your aggressive techniques and dominance-based methods that we’ve come to require such explicit recommendations on punishment in pets. But “Dog Whisperer” Cesar Milian is not the only target of this edict issued by The American Veterinary Society of Animal Behavior (

January 28th, 2008 55 Comments

Vet School 101 Reiki on pets and seriously wonderful vet clients

OK so after this week’s post on rough clients and tough situations in pet healthcare, let me offer this heartwarming story of a truly giving client trying her hardest to make a difference in the life of one sick pet—mine, in this case.

Ever since she heard Sophie was suffering from debilitating...

January 27th, 2008 6 Comments

Vetcetera Social networking in animal circles and YOU

This weekend Miami Beach is hosting a “social networking” conference geared towards all those Internet types fond of bringing folks together online in all kinds of profitable ways. This means everyone from gearheads to preteens and potters to potheads—yep, for every segment of society there’s a...

January 27th, 2008 13 Comments

Vet Stress So sorry—I left my tricorder on the Enterprise (unreasonable expectations in pet medicine)

How many times can I say it. I’m truly not trying to steal your money. It’s just that there’s no way I can tell you what’s wrong with your pet unless we probe a little more deeply. X-rays, bloodwork, urinalyses, ultrasound, CT scans and MRIs are but a few of the items on the menu. The one thing...

January 26th, 2008 17 Comments

Vet P.O.V. Pets as fashion accessories: The fashionista vet strikes back

A couple of days ago, my “Teeny-Tiny Paris-Style Pocket Pooches” post attracted a bit of characteristically bilious invective.  In case you’ve never read this post or its unspooled thread of comments, it seems to attract a surprising number of negative comments relative to the rest of...

January 25th, 2008 19 Comments

Vet Stress When your vet hospital burns down—what do you do?

A quick Google search in vet news turned up at least three US vet hospital fires in the last month. Another guy a couple of months ago got extra press for his heroics in getting everyone out safely--but his whole place burnt down.

Now that’s a bad day. While he received accolades for managing to...

January 24th, 2008 5 Comments

Vet Stress Ouch! That’s gotta hurt! Records requests in vet practice

Nothing hits vets where it really hurts than when news breaks in the hospital of a records request. So-and-so client is defecting to another local practice without leaving word or explaining why. They just want out—usually because they’re unhappy with you for a real or perceived injury to them...

January 24th, 2008 24 Comments

Vetcetera DIY pet euthanasia: DO NOT try this at home

Twice in as many weeks I’ve been asked whether I would authorize the at-home euthanasia of a pet…with a household stash of controlled drugs.

Both individuals asking are in the human medical profession. That’s why I’m guessing their query emerged out of 1) an expectation that a house call option...

January 23rd, 2008 31 Comments

Pet Patients Want to get your vet to work harder for you? Make it a “service animal”

It’s true. We’re suckers for service dogs of all stripes. Last weekend at the North American Vet Conference I fell in love with about five of them as they lounged out at the booths of their sponsor organizations or drug companies.

Yes, drug companies actually sponsor these service animals and...

January 23rd, 2008 10 Comments

Vet School 101 Top new products in the veterinary marketplace

Aside from the ten learning points I addressed in the previous post, you should all know about some new products on the horizon for your pets. Conferences like this one are where the big companies roll out their new stuff. That’s big news for vets…and for you, too. At some point down the road...

January 22nd, 2008 16 Comments

Pet Economics 101 What should pet healthcare cost?

What a question! I’ll bet you didn’t know that we vets think as long and hard about our prices as you do when confronted with an estimate for your pet’s care. How much should we charge for an ear hematoma, unblocking a cat, a dental cleaning, a bloat?

It’s not easy to figure it all out. But I...

January 22nd, 2008 19 Comments

Vetcetera Ten things I learned at the world’s largest veterinary conference this past weekend

In case you couldn’t tell from my recent posts and comments therein, I’ve been at a conference all weekend. It was a marathon for this busy girl, especially since my sister’s movie premiered in Miami on Friday night with a red carpet screening and the obligatory fancy party I couldn’t miss. By...

January 21st, 2008 25 Comments

Vetcetera Ooooh, that’s a pretty hospital! But can I afford it?

Opining on the expense of dental procedures in yesterday’s post, Christopher over at Border Wars referenced the luxurious appearance of Alameda East’s new facility (the hospital of Emergency Vets fame), he wrote:

“The posh re-design of the building (nicer than most new hospitals, a large wall...

January 20th, 2008 8 Comments

Vet Stress Teeth: The Rodney Dangerfields of the veterinary world

What makes anyone think that a mouth that smells like three-day-old garbage (and frequently far worse) isn’t worthy of treatment? Teeth just get no respect! To get anyone to sit up and pay attention we vets have to start talking about hearts, livers and kidneys—more respectable (albeit, unseen)...

January 19th, 2008 23 Comments

Vet P.O.V. Say it ain’t so! HSUS joins forces with AVAR to form HSVMA (Are you dizzy yet? I am!)

Four days ago, I read about a newly created organization of veterinarians: the Humane Society Veterinary Medical Association (HSVMA). It’s a nascent group created essentially as an amalgamation of the HSUS (Humane Society of the United States) and AVAR (Association of Veterinarians for Animal...

January 18th, 2008 25 Comments

Vet Stress Feel the burn: Burnout in vet medicine and the pet sector

Compassion fatigue is an overused buzzword. But it’s appropriate nonetheless. For all of you who work in the animal biz, you know this well. You don’t need me to tell you how much more likely you are to work longer hours for less pay than your human service counterparts. And you don’t need me to...

January 17th, 2008 9 Comments

Vetcetera Vincent Meets Helen: Dolittler’s first YouTube contribution!

In preparation for my weekly podcast feature, I’ve been playing around with all things multimedia. (Thank God for Macs!) As part of this new venture, I just uploaded my first video to YouTube.

It’s a milestone, I think. For someone whose siblings make a living out of filmmaking (production,...

January 16th, 2008 26 Comments

Vet School 101 Of sick puppies and nasty surgeries: Intussusceptions 101

There’s no end to the havoc one’s own body can potentially wreak. Autoimmune disease (where the body’s immune system attacks itself) is one example. Colic in horses, where intestines slither and twist into unnaturally painful contortions, is another.

I mention colic because today’s disaster case...

January 16th, 2008 14 Comments

Vetcetera Animal cruelty and bestiality: “Baaaaa means NO”

At the risk of driving unwanted traffic to Dolittler’s family friendly content, here’s a story from last week’s  McClatchy News Service (which is why it ended up in The Miami Herald, I guess). CAUTION: This material is not for younger or more sensitive readers:

A panhandle Floridian, currently...

January 15th, 2008 11 Comments

Vet Stress When your pet is gone…what to do with those ashes…

I’ve been cleaning out my house in a fit of Spring cleaning never before observed in my home (not like this, anyway). That’s how I found the woodgrain box with Marcel’s ashes stashed in the bottom drawer of my living room’s overstuffed credenza.

Marcel’s been gone for seven or so years now. I’m...

January 14th, 2008 39 Comments

Vet Stress Pit bulls in Miami-Dade County and genetic testing: Good luck with that!

For those of us in Miami-Dade County who would break the law in a fit of civil disobedience or as a genuine means of peaceful protest against the ineffectually restrictive breed specific legislation we suffer under, I say….good luck with that.

That’s because in this county—as I’ve had cause to...

January 13th, 2008 29 Comments

Vet Stress Roadside pet sales and the Byzantine ways of local governments

Picture it: A dark, new-model SUV parked by the roadside with metal crates packed into the cargo compartment. The hatch is up, from which a sign dangles lazily on this windless day. A woman sits a few feet away on a fold-up chair under the partial shade afforded by her striped umbrella. Inside...

January 12th, 2008 5 Comments

Vetcetera Ella: One more reason to get your pet microchipped

Microchipping pets is crucial in natural disaster-prone areas and for owners whose pets spend any amount of time unsupervised out of doors. For all others (all twelve of you left over) it’s merely ‘strongly recommended.’ That was before this week’s tragedy unfolded in the mountains of North...

January 11th, 2008 14 Comments

Vet P.O.V. Lethal injection and pet euthanasia for NPR

OK, so I’ve been turned down again for an NPR broadcast but I keep trying. I never stop, really. Someday they’ll find me deserving. Here’s something I wrote for last Monday’s Supreme Court hearings on lethal injection as it applies to humans in capital punishment cases. I can only hope you’ll...

January 10th, 2008 13 Comments

Vetcetera Last chance for Dolittler 2.0 suggestions

As per one of my New Years’ resolutions, I’d promised to overhaul Dolittler’s functionality to make things easier and to add new features for your interactive pleasure. I’ve just received the comps and they’re looking great. That’s why I need your two pennies on the issue ASAP. By next week it...

January 10th, 2008 21 Comments

Vet School 101 Hypothyroid dreams for fat pets of all stripes

Yep. Not only do I find this disease of slow-metabolism to be one many of us humans wish we had (especially when at a loss to explain why we gained so much weight over the holidays)—hypothyroidism is an illness pet owners increasingly want their overweight pets tested for.

Wielding the “I only...

January 9th, 2008 12 Comments

Vet P.O.V. Prebubertal castration: Sounds creepy—but necessary

One of the biggest stumbling blocks in the battle against pet overpopulation is the whole issue of spaying and neutering cats and dogs before they get out of shelter environments. It’s both morally unconscionable to me as a vet to let these pets get out of sight before ensuring their...

January 8th, 2008 29 Comments

Vet Stress What to do when a progressive pet vaccine policy cuts deeply into your bottom line…

In the [almost] ten years since I started working at this practice (it’ll be exactly ten on May 1st), we’ve been through a variety of changes in how we handle the basic wellness care of our patients. Here’s a timeline:

1998: Yearly exam with physical, annual DHLPP vaccine for dogs, annual FVRCP...

January 7th, 2008 31 Comments

Pet Patients A tragic twist to a sweet story of one dog lost and found…and lost again

This client had been calling me monthly for the last three or four months, trying desperately to place the Soft-Coated Wheaton he’d saved from the side of the road in suburban Miami just last year.

When they found him he was about a year old, skinny, matted and unneutered. No microchip. No tag....

January 6th, 2008 5 Comments

Vetcetera A plague of iguanas upon your house! Frigid Miami conditions conspire to kill our lizards

Lizards were literally raining down in Miami this past week. Remember the toad rain scene from Magnolia? That’s what I pictured when I heard about this plague of [mostly] iguanas that fell upon our houses and in our yards when the temperatures dipped below freezing and the wind blew hard.

Our...

January 5th, 2008 8 Comments

Vetcetera "That tiger didn't go crazy. That tiger went tiger!"

From the beginning it was inevitable that lawyers would descend upon the San Francisco Zoo in the wake of the Christmas Day mauling of three young men. Though evidence of tiger-baiting and intoxication is mounting (eyewitness reports, a shoe just inside the enclosure with blood nearby, a vodka...

January 4th, 2008 43 Comments

Vet Stress Cold snap blues and sleepless nights secondary to incessant goat bleating

Chopping up one’s Christmas tree for bedding is not exactly what most of us find ourselves doing the day after New Year’s, but that’s the task this goat owner found herself working on as temperatures plummeted in Miami.

From ten degrees above normal to twenty below that which we have grown...

January 3rd, 2008 19 Comments

Pet Patients Death by Coors Light: A confirmed case of deadly infection post beer-cap ingestion

Remember my young Golden Retriever pup of last Christmas week’s posts? I hadn’t wanted to depress you horribly on your holiday and therefore refrained from reporting her euthanasia on Christmas Eve. She was succumbing to sepsis, the full-body infection I’d described to be her primary problem....

January 2nd, 2008 6 Comments

Vetcetera New Year’s resolutions for pet lovers and vets: Some for you…some for me…

Because we all seem to share something in common beyond the love of animals—namely, the desire to improve ourselves—I thought it would be appropriate to offer up some New Year’s resolutions to better the relationship between pet owners and vets.

To that end, here’s a great game we can play: I...

January 1st, 2008 12 Comments