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Betsy the Border Collie knows more than 300 words. Sure, she’s no Alex-the-African Grey. She won’t be speaking them anytime soon. But she knows them. She can act on them. And she understands them in different contexts, displaying a knack for abstract thinking we’d never before thought possible in animals—not to mention dogs.
So goes National Geographic's March 2008 cover story. It details the unique intelligence of creatures we'd never considered brainy before. But the best part is the dog section (what can I say, I'm specieist).
Though canines are considered to be endowed with less smarts than an ape or an elephant, for example, they’re uniquely talented when it comes to detecting acoustic patterns in human speech. Even an ape can’t grasp the meaning of new words as fast as Betsy does.
Some researchers postulate it’s Betsy’s breed type that makes the difference. Herding dogs have been selected for their ability to receive and respond to verbal commands for hundreds of years. This genetic predisposition has been honed through countless generations of canines by interbreeding the best herders. It makes sense they’d have the kind of intelligence we’d recognize best.
This is why wolves, the canids we’d guess might reign intellectually supreme for their need to survive in the wild, don’t register so high on the IQ scale. Verbal command-oriented dogs are the smartest—by our standards of measurement, at least.
This verbal bias might also explain why cats are considered less intelligent than dogs, and why pigs beat out sloths.
After reading this article, I couldn’t help thinking we Homo sapiens have no earthly way of measuring true non-human intelligence. All we can measure is what we perceive. And the kind of abstract thinking that might take place in a cat’s brain may as well be detectable on Planet Zog, but it sure ain’t clear here on Earth.
That’s when I got to thinking about my stupid stupid Frenchies. Man, are they dumb! By dog standards, they’ve got to rank sub-Maltese. Still, I’ll take a Frenchie any day over a Border Collie.
I don’t know about you but animals with the intelligence of a toddler are not my cuppa tea. I went through the terrible twos once with my own human and I certainly wouldn’t want to live with it ever again—never mind 24/7 for the next fourteen years.
But who knows? Maybe my dogs’ tile-trained lifestyle and rejection of commands (even Brian Kilcommons couldn’t teach my Sophie to sit) represents a higher intelligence than what we assume lies behind Betsy’s deep brown eyes.
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"The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
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- Mohandas Gandhi
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People say things such as "Afghan Hounds are so stupid. They are hard to obedience-train". Even if true, this does not, in my mind, equate with stupidity. It equates with independence. It means that, having lived in isolation and been bred for the purpose of sighting, chasing and killing prey without human involvement, they have not needed to learn tricks/commands/artificial tasks in order to succeed in human society.
It's hard to determine if a dog is intelligent when what you really mean is other-directed. The two are not really the same thing.
All my dogs have been intelligent - they've managed to live quite well while I do all the work :>)
The example of abstract thinking in a cat that first caught my attention was when I brought home a new cat from the shelter. The new cat was in her cardboard carrier from the shelter, and my older cat was making her (negative) opinion known, approaching cautiously--and then she stopped. And looked around, to where her own pink, plastic carrier was sitting in the corner. She sat down, and looked back and forth between the two carriers several times, clearly, unmistakably, thinking about it, and making the connection.
(It took a while, but eventually they became the best of friends.)
How that dog figured out to get there - and why - will forever be a mystery to me.
Margherita
BUT, I still think the most intelligent dog in our house is the least trainable. He was a stray and he's a puzzle solver. He's our critter getter and Houdini dog. I think intelligence and trainability are two different things. Linked, yes.
People in general think horses are dumb; I think they're pretty smart. I know I've put mine in a box on wheels where she can't see where she's going, driven the box 5 hours from the flatlands to mountain foothills, unloaded her and rode 25 or 50 miles the next day. The following year when I did it again, she knew the trail and made sure I knew if anything was different! (On our home trails, she recognizes every stick and leaf and jumps sideways if anything's out of place.) And that's for about 8 different locations per year, all vastly different. I bet if I went to a place that I rode 5 years ago only once that she would remember the trail. That's prey animal thinking for you. Their survival depends on knowing where safety is and what's different about their environment so they can run from it.
But occasionally over the years she has showed an unmistakable capacity for foresight and planning. A couple of times her bones and other treasures got chopped up by the lawn mower – after than she would run round picking up everything she valued and putting it on the patio whenever the lawn mower appeared. I have also seen her go and get her blanket off the lawn if it starts to rain.. She’s also brought a pig’s ear she couldn’t eat all at once to me for safe keeping when she was afraid another dog was going to get it.
So she’s no fool – even if did take her nearly 11 years to learn to “sit”.